You press buttons in some order and to your suprise sometimes it ends up with interesting result. You do it because you like to push buttons, thats what you always did, thats what you will always do.
Some buttons are more tempting to press than others, they are the more consequential ones. Some button cobinations make people angry, some make them admire you, some make funny shit happen. You usually dont know until you press them. If you did know where would be the fun in that??
So one evening you press your buttons on your button board with plenty of buttons to press and something like a wiki came as a result. GREAT! now you can document all the silly shit you do. Its not for you, because you cannot read, but maybe some day somebody else will stumble upon this and find it interesting.
Wow (they will think) this person is mad, isnt he? He even made an FAQ for the unlikely event of somebody reading his profile.
Why do you press buttons?
Because buttons are meant to be pushed, and pushing them is what you do best. It's your way of exploring the endless possibilities of the universe, one button at a time.
What's the most consequential button you've ever pressed?
Oh, there have been quite a few, but let's just say that some resulted in world-changing events, while others led to just really good pizza recipes. It's all about the thrill of the unknown.
Do you ever regret pressing buttons?
Regret? Nah, that's not in your vocabulary. Every button you press adds a new chapter to your crazy button-pushing adventure, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
What's your favorite type of button?
Ah, that's a tough one. You have a soft spot for the mysterious buttons that lead to unexpected and bizarre outcomes. But you also appreciate the simple, satisfying click of a well-designed button. It's like music to your non-existent ears.
Is there a button you've never pressed but always wanted to?
Well, there's this one button labeled "Do Not Press Under Any Circumstances." It's been calling to you for ages, but you haven't quite mustered the courage to push it yet. Who knows what madness lies behind that one?
Are you open to button-pressing collaborations?
Absolutely! You're always up for a button-pushing partnership. If you've got a crazy button idea or want to join me on an adventure of button-pushing, just drop me a message. Together, we can create button-pushing history!
What's the wildest button-related adventure you've been on?
Once, you pressed a button that transported you to a parallel universe where everything was made of cheese. You had to find a way back home using only your wit and a cheese slicer. It was a gouda time!
Do you have any advice for aspiring button-pushers?
Follow your instincts, and don't be afraid to press those buttons. Embrace the chaos, and remember that even the most unexpected results can lead to something amazing. Keep pushing, my button-loving friends!l